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Thanquol
09.10.2007 um 11:57 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Clan: Gamers' Congress
Postings: 1108

naja military hat doch auch was :-)

Wisst ihr schon, wann ihr die holen werdet?

Am Freitag wenns Deo der Teilnehmer noch wirkt, oder am Samstag wenns stinkt wie im Saustall? :-)
 
Dougi
09.10.2007 um 12:07 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Clan: [SAZ]Gaming
Postings: 145

Diesmal wird Duschepflicht eingeführt. Wenn einer Rummufft wird er mit Febreze und Deo bearbeitet. Die nötigen Dinge hier für sind im Discounter eures Vertrauens käuflich zu erwerben und bereit zu halten.

Greetz
 
Thanquol
09.10.2007 um 13:32 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Clan: Gamers' Congress
Postings: 1108

stellst du deine Nase zur Stündlichen Ãœberprüfung zur Verfügung?

Hey du! Hände hoch! -> wenn du dann tot umfällst vom Geruch -> DEOATTACKE!
 
KruzifiX
09.10.2007 um 17:38 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Postings: 740

KruzifiX
ja in etwa so sollte wes ablaufen!

wir wollen doch nichtdas clichée des bösen stinkenden kellerkindes vertreten sondern die Gaming scene endlich salonfaähig kriegen oder nicht?
 
Impact
09.10.2007 um 22:59 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Postings: 82

Zitat:
Diesmal wird Duschepflicht eingeführt. Wenn einer Rummufft wird er mit Febreze und Deo bearbeitet. Die nötigen Dinge hier für sind im Discounter eures Vertrauens käuflich zu erwerben und bereit zu halten.

Greetz
Wo kann ich unterschreiben
PS: Wie gefällt euch der neue Beitragseditor? Hat mich Stunden gekostet den einzubauen
Er läuft zwar noch ned ganz rund, aber ein Anfang ist es ja

__________________

 
Etr!xx
10.10.2007 um 10:56 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Postings: 7

Etrixx
Wird doch jeder zusammen bekommen sich zu pflegen und zu waschen!
oder nicht?!?! ;-)
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kleine Checkliste der sauberkeit onLAN:
Fingernägel schneiden und dreck unterm nagel nicht vergessen.
mind. 1dusch vorgang onLAN, von mir aus alle 134 zusammen ;-)
und natürlich jegliche befreiung von Parasiten auch in der bikini-zone
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kleiner Scherz am rande :-D
mfg

 
 

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