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Das Leiden eines Postboten

Das Leiden eines Postboten

Monday, 26.02.2007 18:38
Tobias HolePunch Schmueser

Am Wochenende musste mein Postbote schweren Herzens eine Lieferung überbringen...
Er ist ein


 Fan und durfte das dicke Paket nicht behalten...

Selten hat das Graben in Paketen mehr Spaß gemacht! Es enthielt eine bunte Auswahl aus dem Sortiment des Verlags sowie etliche Fan Artikel. Somit dürfte mit Sicherheit der ein oder andere tolle Preis auch für die Fun Turniere abfallen!

Also nix wie anmelden und ran an den Speck.

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