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Butscho
30.10.2011 um 19:51 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Clan: old dirty b4stards
Postings: 74

So die lan is ja von allen anscheinend gut überstanden aber einen hab ich noch ;-)

Erzählt mir doch gestern ein guter Bekannter der im Wertstoffhof arbeitet, der 500m Luftlinie weg von der Halle liegt, dass am Freitag ein netter Mann vorbei gekommen ist der sein Auto hinstellte und im Wertstoff begann seinen Rechner aufzubaun oO. Auf seine Frage ob den zur Lan noch keiner da sei mussten sich erst mal die Mittarbeiter des Wertstoffhofes vor lachen vergiegen ;-) Darauf hin hat er seinen Rechner wieder ins Autogeladen und ist doch erst mal zur Halle vorgefahren. Den er wollte seinen Rechner doch nicht entsorgen.....

Wie kommt an auf die idee lan im Wertstoffhof???
So meine Frage wer war das??? TS Kennzeichen....wenn ich mich ned ihre ;-)
 
Thanquol
31.10.2011 um 10:39 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Clan: Gamers' Congress
Postings: 1108

oO nich dein Ernst oder????
 
Grasi
31.10.2011 um 10:51 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Clan: MongoVerein
Postings: 336

LOOOL
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Butscho
31.10.2011 um 18:54 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Clan: old dirty b4stards
Postings: 74

doch mien voller erst rückt raus wers war ;-) gibts hier keine Petzen
 
rookya
01.11.2011 um 14:03Editiert von rookya - 01.11.2011 um 14:05 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Clan: Grantler
Postings: 184

- wenn aus rookya und cyx = rookcyx selectha wird !wtf!
ihr habt doch einen TS-Kennzeichen Typen fotografiert der im Feuerwehrzufahrt geparkt hat oder nicht bin leider zu faul zu suchen ^^


aaah gefunden wars der? :x >>>> https://gamers-congress.de/gallery/...E2D554/0221.jpg
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02.11.2011 um 23:41 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Clan: schwachspieler.net
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nich schlecht ... das man in so nem zustand noch auto fahren konnte ...
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